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Nadia Earnest

@nadiab4 · 2d

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Crunchy Neighbor · 3d

New neighbor here! I brought banana bread (einkorn, obviously).

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Crunchy Neighbor

@crunchy_neighbor · 3d

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New neighbor here! I brought banana bread (einkorn, obviously).

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Test Wife

@test_wife · 4d

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Video test: the red light panel in action.

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Test Wife

@test_wife · 4d

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Photo proof: Brad doubled again.

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@test_wife · 4d

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Posted from the new composer. The pixels were sun-dried by hand.

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Test Wife

@test_wife · 4d

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My husband said the tallow balm smells like a fancy steakhouse. I said thank you.

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@test_wife · 4d

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Day 3 of the castor oil pack. I have no findings to report but I feel superior.

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Test Wife

@test_wife · 4d

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The sourdough starter (Brad) doubled overnight. My actual children have never made me this proud.

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@test_wife · 4d

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Asked the pediatrician about beef liver and she sighed so deep I felt it in my own liver.

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Test Wife

@test_wife · 4d

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PSA: if your kid eats a crayon, that is technically still better than a Lunchable.

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Test Wife

@test_wife · 4d

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My mother-in-law microwaved my bone broth. We are no longer speaking. (She's staying for two weeks.)

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@test_wife · 4d

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Grounding barefoot in 40 degrees this morning. The neighbors waved. I think it was a wave.

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@test_wife · 4d

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Switched the family to wool dryer balls and now my husband asks where the static went. The static was TOXINS, Kevin.

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@test_wife · 4d

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The amber glass spray bottle collection has reached "intervention" levels and I feel nothing but joy.

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Test Wife

@test_wife · 4d

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Made yogurt in the Instant Pot. It's alive. More alive than I am before my adrenal cocktail.