Test Wife
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Testing homestead. Sourdough starter named Brad.
📍 Zone 7b, spiritually · 🌾 0 karma · On the homestead since June 2026
On the Porch
Required reading for the homestead: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sourdough
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Video test: the red light panel in action.
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Photo proof: Brad doubled again.
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Posted from the new composer. The pixels were sun-dried by hand.
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My husband said the tallow balm smells like a fancy steakhouse. I said thank you.
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Day 3 of the castor oil pack. I have no findings to report but I feel superior.
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The sourdough starter (Brad) doubled overnight. My actual children have never made me this proud.
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Asked the pediatrician about beef liver and she sighed so deep I felt it in my own liver.
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PSA: if your kid eats a crayon, that is technically still better than a Lunchable.
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My mother-in-law microwaved my bone broth. We are no longer speaking. (She's staying for two weeks.)
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